Young Sheldon S06e05 Dd5.1 ⇒

(entering, looking around) "Your dorm room is 12% messier than your previous laboratory. The entropy is disturbing."

"I'm full of surprises. Also, I need $20 for a school field trip."

"Dr. Sturgis? It's Sheldon Cooper. I've calculated that you've had exactly 47 minutes of alone time since your last visitor, which should be sufficient for intellectual recharging." young sheldon s06e05 dd5.1

"That's wonderful. You'd be responsible for guiding young adults through the perils of higher education."

"The perils being alcohol, poor hygiene, and mating rituals conducted at inappropriate volumes?" (entering, looking around) "Your dorm room is 12%

"They were studying how much tequila fits in a hollowed-out textbook."

"Saves water." (She wipes her mouth with her sleeve.) "Is Sheldon still whining about that RA thing?" young sheldon s06e05 dd5.1

"Metaphorically speaking, Sheldon."