“With what?” the gruff voice asked.
A long pause. “…Poop.”
Desperate, Kevin resorted to the internet. “How to unclog toilet with poop” he typed frantically. The results were judgmental. Dish soap. Hot water. A wire hanger. toilet stopped up with poop
He poured half a bottle of Dawn into the bowl. Then a pot of boiling water. The water level rose further. Now the bathroom smelled like lavender-scented disaster. “With what
He grabbed the plunger. Not the good, heavy-duty one with the flange—that was under the sink behind the bleach he was afraid to touch. No, he had the decorative plunger. The one shaped like a cute duck. It was useless. The duck’s beak made a sad squeak against the surface of the brown water, accomplishing nothing. “How to unclog toilet with poop” he typed frantically
Nothing happened.