The Seussification Of Romeo | And Juliet Script Portable

A plague! A big plague! On both of your houses! May your pillows be lumpy! May your cows moo like mouses! I’m done for! I’m finished! I’ve stepped on a rake! Goodbye! I’m off to make glittery cake. (He exits, carried away by birds. ROMEO fights TYBALT. TYBALT falls.)

In fair Verona-Who-ville, where the sidewalks are squiggly, Two families fought, and they did it quite frigidly. The Capulets! The Montagues! A terrible two-some. They’d argue whose toast had the yummiest yum-crumbs. (Enter ROMEO-ZOOT, sighing big sighs.) the seussification of romeo and juliet script

I’m sadder than socks with a singular hole. I’m glummer than glub-glub who swallowed a coal. For Rosaline-Winifred-Who doesn’t care! She looked at my heart and said, “Nope! Not in there!” MERCUTIO-GOOSE (popping up, doing a flip): Oh, piffle! Oh, poppycock! Snickle-snack-snooze! You’re rhyming with gloom in your oversized shoes! Let’s sneak to the party! Let’s bounce on a chair! Let’s dance till our toenails grow curly green hair! (SCENE TWO: The Party, which looks like a blender threw up confetti.) A plague