The Cannibal Cafe May 2026

Consider the Wari’ people of the Amazon, who practiced funerary cannibalism not out of starvation or malice, but out of love. By consuming the cremated remains of their dead, they ensured the ancestor lived on—not in a cold grave or a distant heaven, but in the warmth of a living belly. What could be more tender than that? What modern funeral offers such completion? We lower bodies into dirt and call it closure. They swallowed ash and called it kinship.

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If no one is watching, and I am hungry enough… what is the difference between a man and a meal? the cannibal cafe