Teen Funs Nansy ((install)) May 2026

Thus began the summer of Nansy’s Grand Teen Funs Extravaganza .

But it wasn’t just the chaos. It was the way she saw us. At night, after the stunts, she’d make us instant hot chocolate and tell stories about her own teen years—sneaking into drive-ins, starting a rumor that a local lake monster was real, forging a permission slip to see The Beatles. She’d pull out the same tattered notebook and say, “The point isn’t to break rules. The point is to remember that you’re alive. Your phone won’t remember the feeling of orange soda in your nose.”

“That,” she panted, leaning against a dumpster behind a CVS, “is what I call teen funs.” teen funs nansy

Then she pulled out a jar of pickles and a can of whipped cream. “Pickleback sundae, anyone?” We groaned, but we ate it. It was disgusting. It was perfect.

Nansy wasn't a place. She was a person. Specifically, she was my best friend Leo’s 74-year-old grandmother, who had recently discovered a YouTube channel about "extreme urban exploration." When Leo’s parents shipped her off to our suburban cul-de-sac for two weeks, we expected quiet evenings of tea and cookie recipes. Instead, we got a manifesto. Thus began the summer of Nansy’s Grand Teen

It was the summer that nearly broke the GPS, and certainly broke the definition of "teen fun," thanks to Nansy.

On the last day, Nansy sat us down. “I have one final fun,” she said softly. She handed each of us a small, handwritten card. Mine said: You are braver than you believe. Go get lost on purpose. At night, after the stunts, she’d make us

“Teen funs,” Nansy announced on day one, mispronouncing the group chat name on purpose because she thought it was funnier that way. “I have reviewed your itinerary. Mini-golf? Escape rooms? Mall food courts?” She shuddered, pulling a battered notebook from her fanny pack. “No. We are rebranding.”

Thus began the summer of Nansy’s Grand Teen Funs Extravaganza .

But it wasn’t just the chaos. It was the way she saw us. At night, after the stunts, she’d make us instant hot chocolate and tell stories about her own teen years—sneaking into drive-ins, starting a rumor that a local lake monster was real, forging a permission slip to see The Beatles. She’d pull out the same tattered notebook and say, “The point isn’t to break rules. The point is to remember that you’re alive. Your phone won’t remember the feeling of orange soda in your nose.”

“That,” she panted, leaning against a dumpster behind a CVS, “is what I call teen funs.”

Then she pulled out a jar of pickles and a can of whipped cream. “Pickleback sundae, anyone?” We groaned, but we ate it. It was disgusting. It was perfect.

Nansy wasn't a place. She was a person. Specifically, she was my best friend Leo’s 74-year-old grandmother, who had recently discovered a YouTube channel about "extreme urban exploration." When Leo’s parents shipped her off to our suburban cul-de-sac for two weeks, we expected quiet evenings of tea and cookie recipes. Instead, we got a manifesto.

It was the summer that nearly broke the GPS, and certainly broke the definition of "teen fun," thanks to Nansy.

On the last day, Nansy sat us down. “I have one final fun,” she said softly. She handed each of us a small, handwritten card. Mine said: You are braver than you believe. Go get lost on purpose.

“Teen funs,” Nansy announced on day one, mispronouncing the group chat name on purpose because she thought it was funnier that way. “I have reviewed your itinerary. Mini-golf? Escape rooms? Mall food courts?” She shuddered, pulling a battered notebook from her fanny pack. “No. We are rebranding.”