Sorority Sitters Part: 1 [upd]

Let me set the scene. It’s the Thursday before pref night. Recruitment is in full chaos mode. I’m in the ground-floor “sitter suite” — a converted study room with a mini-fridge, a futon, and a whiteboard covered in room checklists.

And we keep secrets. All of them.

Long story short: someone used industrial craft glitter during a skit rehearsal, and now the ventilation system is puffing sparkles into the president’s suite. At midnight. sorority sitters part 1

Let’s clear this up first: we’re not babysitting. Well, not exactly. Let me set the scene

“The glitter,” one whispers. “It’s in the HVAC.” not exactly. “The glitter