Suddenly, a wise old floated by. "You have a secret power, Sulfur," it whispered. "You are in Period 3. You can expand your octet. Use your empty 3d orbitals ."
In reality, all four Sulfur-Oxygen bonds were —a perfect average between a single and a double bond (called a bond order of 1.5). The negative charge was spread evenly across all four Oxygens.
But the Oxygen atoms were democratic. They didn't like that only two got the "honor" of a double bond. So they did something magical: .
He summoned two of the Oxygen atoms. "You two," he said, "will share double bonds with me."
Sulfur’s eyes lit up. "Of course!"
And so, ( \text{SO}_4^{2-} ) became the most stable, famous, and well-respected ion in the valley. It was the backbone of gypsum, Epsom salts, and bathtub relaxation.