Sjoerd Valkering Here
He didn’t send it to labels. He uploaded it anonymously to a obscure SoundCloud page with a black square as the avatar. The track was 140 BPM of pure, unrelenting dread. A kick drum that sounded like a pile driver on wet clay. A bassline that wasn’t a note but a pressure . And over the top, a ghostly, pitch-shifted vocal sample from an old safety instruction video: “In case of emergency… remain calm.”
Success did not change Sjoerd. He refused to play major festivals like Awakenings, calling them “the McDonald’s of kicks.” Instead, he curated his own events in forgotten places: a decommissioned water pumping station, the cargo hold of a rusted freighter in the port of Dordrecht, a Cold War-era nuclear bunker near Maastricht. He designed the flyers himself—bleak, typographic compositions using only the industrial font DIN 1451, often just a location, a date, and the word “SJOERD” scratched out in blood-red. sjoerd valkering
His live sets became legendary for their intensity. He never spoke. He never took requests. He once played a three-hour set where the tempo gradually slowed from 150 BPM to 60 BPM, ending in a wall of feedback so dense and warm it felt like a blanket. People stood in stunned silence for two minutes after the last tone faded. Then they cheered. He didn’t send it to labels
Sjoerd’s journey didn’t begin in a club. It began in silence—or rather, in the absence of it. As a child, he was fascinated by the hum of his father’s old tape recorder, the flutter of a dying VCR, the feedback loop of a microphone placed too close to a speaker. While other kids listened to Top 40 radio, Sjoerd recorded the sound of a radiator hissing. He called it "the breathing of the house." A kick drum that sounded like a pile driver on wet clay
In the sprawling, flat landscape of the southern Netherlands, where the chemical plants of Rotterdam and the petrochemical refineries of Zeeland spit artificial sunsets into the grey sky, a sound was born. It was not the cheerful, melodic house of Amsterdam nor the commercial hardstyle of the big stadiums. It was the sound of rusted metal groaning, of a factory grinding to a halt, of a thousand terrified synths decaying into noise. That sound had a name: Sjoerd Valkering .
To the uninitiated, Sjoerd was just a quiet graphic designer from Breda. He wore plain black t-shirts, rode a creaking bicycle to his studio, and drank bitter coffee from a chipped mug. But to the small, dedicated cult following of the Koolstof label and the attendees of the secret Loodlijn parties, he was a prophet of the post-apocalyptic dance floor.
He is not the biggest name in hard techno. He never will be. But in the cold, wet dark of a Dutch warehouse at 4 a.m., when the kick drum feels like a heartbeat and the noise feels like a prayer, the faithful know one thing to be true: Sjoerd Valkering is the sound of the void, and the void, for once, is dancing.
