So the next time you walk into an adventurer’s guild—especially a dingy, forgotten one at the edge of town—remember to smile at the receptionist. Say hello. Ask how their day is going.

And for the love of all that is holy, fill out Form 72-B correctly. The receptionist is currently accepting donations of high-quality ink, un-chewed quills, and any information on a decent chiropractor. Apply at the desk. Ring the bell. (Please don’t actually ring the bell.)

“Have you considered… mushroom picking?” the receptionist asks gently. “Very safe. Low stress. The mushrooms rarely fight back.” Every veteran adventurer knows one golden rule: be nice to the receptionist.