Milky Cat Piss [upd] May 2026

It smells like regret, but the cat won’t stop drinking it.

Let me be clear: I did not buy this. I did not brew this. I did not ask the universe for this specific olfactory nightmare. milky cat piss

Would I recommend “Milky Cat Piss”? Absolutely not. It is a biohazard. It is the reason we can’t have nice rugs. It smells like regret, but the cat won’t stop drinking it