Joslyn Jane Mrs. Weiner Boy -

By Vivian Kane

This is not “Mrs. Weiner,” as in the wife of a man named Mr. Weiner. No. This is Mrs. Weiner Boy . The grammar alone is an act of rebellion. Is she the wife of a boy named Weiner? Is she a boy (who is a weiner) who is now married? Or is “Weiner Boy” a singular title, like a superhero? (Weiner Boy: able to grill sausages in a single bound!) joslyn jane mrs. weiner boy

Conclusion Who is Joslyn Jane Mrs. Weiner Boy? She is every friend group’s chaotic energy. She is the intrusive thought that wins. She is the unskippable ad that you actually don’t mind watching. By Vivian Kane This is not “Mrs

I literally just work at the library.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go explain to my boss why I wrote 500 words about a Mrs. Weiner Boy. The grammar alone is an act of rebellion