If the jungle won’t give you what you need, build your own bridge — or in this case, your own audiobook chapter by chapter. If you’d like, I can also give you step-by-step help on how to create an M4B file from existing audio of the show (assuming you have legal access to the source material).

I used an M4B converter, added a cover of Toff holding a kangaroo’s paw, and synced it to my phone.

By the final trial, I was eating rice and beans from a Tupperware, pretending I was in the outback. My coworkers thought I’d lost it. But I’d found it — Season 17, perfectly preserved in M4B, ready for any fan who dares to build their own.