I’m a celebrity. Ha. Right now, I’m a woman covered in fermented fish guts, sleeping on bamboo, with a leech on my thigh that the medic won’t remove until morning “for entertainment value.”
“Get me out of here!” I shrieked. The studio audience laughed. My family at home covered their eyes. The producers rewound the tape and put it in the “best bits” package before I’d even been lowered back to the ground. i'm a celebrity...get me out of here! season 15 480p hdrip
The sun will rise in two hours. The klaxon will blare. Ant will grin. Dec will wink. And I’ll walk into another trial, another bucket of offal, another chance to scream those six words into the void: I’m a celebrity
I’m a celebrity… get me out of here. The studio audience laughed
Tonight, after the trial, I sat in the Creek of Shame and watched a spider the size of a dinner plate weave a web between my boot and a rock. I didn’t move. Not because I was brave. Because I’ve given up.