She’s not a celebrity. She’s an acting coach. The producers hired her to be the saboteur for a double-or-nothing charity bonus: £250,000 for the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art if she isn’t caught before the final trial.

The camp receives a scroll in Koine Greek. Bola translates via phone app: “One among you is not a celebrity. One among you is a demon of discord. Find them before the final trial, or all will share the curse of Tantalus—forever hungry, forever thirsty, forever filmed.”

They’re dropped via helicopter onto “Nisos Theoktonos” (God-Killer Island). First trial: “The Labyrinth’s Maw.” One by one, they must crawl through a dark tunnel filled with rats, slime, and motion-sensor air blasts. Last one out faces the first elimination.