Claire lets go. She cancels the binder. She hands Phil the microphone. He does his terrible levitating trick—nothing floats, but he accidentally makes a balloon animal that looks exactly like Jay’s disapproving face. The family collapses in laughter. They lose the contest to the Goldfarbs, but win the leftover tamales and a group hug on the smoky lawn.
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Claire’s binder catches fire from a rogue candy corn. She stares at the chaos—her perfect plan in ashes, her family screaming, the Goldfarbs getting the viral video they wanted. She looks at Phil, who is simply juggling unlit torches, smiling. Claire lets go
It’s October 30th, and Claire Dunphy is in full command mode. Her binder—color-coded “Spook,” “Treat,” and “Safety” tabs—is tabbed to death. She’s determined to win the annual “Best Halloween House” neighborhood contest, a title stolen last year by the smug new neighbors, the Goldfarbs. He does his terrible levitating trick—nothing floats, but
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