Girl Need To Pee Link

Girl, I need to pee. Have a horror story or a heroic bathroom find? Drop it in the comments. Solidarity, sisters.

And a special shoutout to the invention of period underwear on road trips. Not because of the period, but because if you really sneeze wrong at mile marker 82... well, let’s just say it's a backup plan we don’t talk about. So next time you see a woman doing the subtle leg jiggle in the grocery store, or a friend abruptly standing up mid-sentence and saying, “Gotta go, don’t follow me,” just nod. girl need to pee

Sarah

You’re home. You drop your purse, your shopping bags, and your dignity on the floor. You fumble with the keys like you’re defusing a bomb. The dog is barking. The phone is ringing. None of it matters. You make a beeline for the bathroom, shedding a coat and a scarf like a snake shedding skin. Girl, I need to pee

You’re driving. You hit a pothole. You regret every life choice that led you to that 24-ounce soda. You turn the radio off because the bass vibrations are now a personal threat. You consider pulling over at a gas station, but the last time you did that, the floor was wet and the toilet paper dispenser was empty. You clench. You pray to the traffic gods for a green light. Solidarity, sisters