Peter turns to the camera, beer in hand.
It’s a typical Tuesday in Quahog. Peter is in the living room, trying to sue the Pawtucket Patriot brewery for "false advertising" because he doesn’t feel like a patriot after drinking it. family guy free
"FINE. IT WAS A MASTERPIECE! I LAUGHED AT THE CONVINCING THEME SONG!" Peter turns to the camera, beer in hand
The Giant Chicken is sitting in a support group for animated characters who have been in never-ending fights. "Lois, I’m suing
"Lois, I’m suing! I drank twelve beers and the only thing I feel is a strong desire to tell Meg she was an accident. That’s not patriotism, that’s just Tuesday!"
"You know, freedom’s overrated. Give me a lazy writer, a repetitive structure, and a complete disregard for character growth any day. After all… (cutaway to a random 80s pop star) …this is worse than the time Corey Hart wore sunglasses at night AND during the day. What a weirdo."