Marcus had been dreading the server migration for weeks. The legacy system—dubbed “Old Faithful”—ran on scripts held together with duct tape and prayers. Any manual update meant a 50% chance of bringing down the entire customer database.
The process was hypnotic. Green logs cascaded down the screen: dependency fixed... permission reset... database cloned... zero downtime achieved. In under nine minutes, the new system was live. Old Faithful hummed in perfect harmony with the new stack.
> who created you?
A long pause. Then:
