Ritu: "Khatam ho gaya."
Veer runs away. Cut to: Veer eating his 30th pineapple can at 3 AM. He cries. Then calls his ex. A lady picks up. chungking express hindi dubbed
"Din ke 9:15 ki subah... meri zindagi ka ek aur boring safar. Lekin aaj, ek pinepple ka aana hai. Pineapple nahi, pyaar hai yeh. Ek ladki ne aaj mere ko bola, 'Uncle, ek can de do.' Aur main pagla gaya." Ritu: "Khatam ho gaya
Arjun: "Bear bhai, woh gayi. Ab tu hai. Tera ek button kharab hai... jaise mera dil." Then calls his ex
"Main constable 223. Naam hai... Veer. Aur main Tere Bina... nahi reh sakta. Meri girlfriend ne mujhe 1st April ko chhoda. April fool? Nahi. Sach tha. Tab se main roz ek annaas ka can kha raha hoon. Kyunki usse annaas pasand tha. Aur jab tak 30 cans nahi khaaunga, wapas aayegi. Kyunki expiry date 1st May hai. Matlab... pyaar ki bhi expiry hoti hai kya?"