Size 18/20, thigh gap? Never met her.
Next week: “Bras That Don’t Make Me Want to Flee the Country” (spoiler: I found one. Maybe.) amateur big boobs
Let’s be real: most “big fashion” advice online feels like it was written by someone who’s never had to shimmy out of a pair of “stretchy” jeans in a Target dressing room while praying no one needed the key. Size 18/20, thigh gap
I’m not a stylist. I don’t have a ring light. And I definitely don’t have a brand deal (yet—hi, if you’re reading this, Torrid 👀). But I do have a closet full of fails, a notes app full of wins, and a body that changes sizes depending on the week. And I definitely don’t have a brand deal
Send me your wins and fails. Let’s be amateurs together. 💕
Welcome to —where the mirror isn’t always forgiving, but the outfit ideas are. 1. The Denim That Didn’t Betray Me Let’s start with the holy grail: jeans that don’t gap at the waist while strangling my thighs .