Alexa Poshpicy -

[Fade out with a bass drop and the sound of a camera shutter.]

[A dramatic pause. She sips her champagne.] alexa poshpicy

"Some people walk into a room. I arrive . The heels? Four inches. The bag? Limited edition. The energy? Spicy, but make it classy. You want to be me? You can’t. But you can watch me — and maybe, just maybe, you’ll learn how to upgrade your entire existence." [Fade out with a bass drop and the sound of a camera shutter

[She leans into the mirror, reapplying a red lip.] The heels

"This is Alexa Poshpicy. Stay spicy. Stay posh. And never, ever apologize for being the hottest thing in the room."

[She blows a kiss to the camera.]

[Scene opens with the sound of a champagne cork popping and a Louis Vuitton bag being placed on a marble countertop. Alexa’s voice is sultry, crisp, and dripping with attitude.]